Flushed down the toilet, bagged and left for disposal; these are the fates that wait for us all, the possessions that once marked our lives seen finally as impositions to be packed away in dusty boxes marked – if we are lucky – ‘Dad’. “You’ll be able to go home” …
The Guard
Posted on December 31, 2011 by Paul
Sometimes it’s easier just to let them crash and burn than it is to chase after them.
Here’s a policeman born into Hot Fuzz with the will of In Bruges. Corpse fondling, drugs peddling, join-the-dots puzzles: these are the MOs of Sergeant Gerry Boyle, and is it any wonder? His words come courtesy of a script by John Michael McDonagh, whose brother once wrote his own debauched tale of drunken hitmen in picturesque Belgium. The Guard is a sequel in all but name and setting, rarely less than its absolute equal. These brothers know their black comedy.
Brendan Gleeson re-emerges as Boyle, whose pleasures are a little more amoral than those favoured by his previous incarnation. An Irish Garda, he takes a somewhat irreverent attitude to the business of police work, with the air of a man who has seen it all and lived to tell several tall tales. Accordingly, he isn’t one to blink in the face of crime or its misbegotten proponents. Gerry interviews a murder suspect, a young lad with a rap sheet for bestiality. “I thought that was all forgotten?” the kid whines, before figuring what the hell. “The same thing happened to Polanski, right?”.
Boyle is accompanied by his dying mother, in the case of the drug mule and the missing policeman. A black FBI agent is quickly called in, whom Boyle treats with a certain mischievous racism. Few others would get away with it, but Gleeson has a knack for bringing out the pardonable in his characters. Agent Wendall Everett takes the work seriously, and would be forgiven a double take upon hearing how cold-blooded murder and a $500,000 drug haul was deemed sufficient cause to take a day’s leave. Oh to see his reaction upon hearing of the two naughty debutantes his addled partner chose to spend it with.
In the absence of expensive sound stages, a clever script can be enough. Even discounting its inwardly-referential finale, The Guard revels in a self-aware deconstruction of its genre. In one scene, the ringleader hands some crooked cops a bag full of money, only to be accused of skimming from the top. A look of sheer incredulity begins to take form, an emotion to which Mark Strong is unusually well-suited. Then, the explosion. “This is the payoff. Why the fuck would I cheat you out of your money? That would defeat the entire purpose of the fucking interaction.”
The Guard shares with its sibling the good sense to be endlessly quotable, often for no reason, which is perhaps the best reason of all. Having watched the film, you may find yourself on the lookout for the appropriate occasion at which to declare “Like a donkey fucking a hippopotamus: it’s party time”. There’s a swaggering silliness to it all that you can’t help but get caught up with. The characters are large, the situations ridiculous. As a crime drama, it involves us to the extent we’re anxious to see Boyle succeed. He’s far too loveable to be a true antihero, and you root for his pyjama liaisons just as readily as you do his stalking the bad guys, pistol by his side. Don Cheedle would seem insubstantial by comparison, except that all straight men invariably do. That’s their purpose in a way, and one which Cheedle fully engages with in his bamboozled reactions to small-town Gaelic customs.
Moreover, how refreshing is it to have these cops and robbers, neither of whom can shoot straight? Fookin’ splendid, to be sure.
Perfect Sense
Posted on December 28, 2011 by Paul
What a strange hypothetical it is to wonder which of your senses you could most easily part with. Certainly, no one who ever lost one would think to ask such a thing. Perfect Sense is sci-fi of just that apocolyptic kind, envisioning what might remain of our humanity when we are stripped, piecemeal, of all that makes us human.
In many such films, there goes a rarely unspoken assumption that were we to fail, all would be lost. Any delay in an about-turn of corporate excess would surely herald some ruinous brand of climate change, with its crashing waves and end-of-world prophecies. We’re led to believe that if Bruce Willis and Steven Tyler were unable to blast that damn asteroid from its orbit, life would simply have ceased to be. Disaster movies exist in a black and white world, for it serves their purposes well.
Despite its depicting a worldwide epidemic, Perfect Sense confines itself almost entirely to a single street in Glasgow, onto which Michael (Ewan McGregor), a chef, steps for his cigarette breaks. Susan (Eva Green) lives in the flat above. She works as an epidemiologist, whom other films might have put to use in a race to find a cure. Not here. What we have instead is human resilience in the face of inevitability. If Contagion was a story of how disaster was averted at the last, then Perfect Sense is what happened when it was not.
The disease has no name, either because no one is investigating it, or they’ve already done so and saw little point in continuing. What matters is that it affects everyone, everywhere, and slowly robs them of their senses. First comes smell, whose absence we reason has its upsides. Restaurants ably make up the difference by over seasoning their food. Then comes taste itself, for which there is no such relief. A food critic takes to describing his plates in terms of temperature and texture, which is rather akin to a movie critic being reduced to explaining the workings of the projector booth.
As go the senses, so too the mind. Routines are interrupted by slovenly carnal desires, in which formally civilised co-workers tear into flesh and vats of oil with equal abandon. Sometimes, they appear as if enveloped by a black cloud, their tears seemingly abundant and without end. When they necessarily revert to their former selves, there is a collective moment of realisation. Strangers gaze at one another, at their stained clothes and sodden faces, suddenly appalled at what has become.
Michael and Susan huddle together, their romance trapped amidst a fracturing sea. They continue to meet, even as debris litters the street and quarantine orders go up. Their relationship is frequently seen to bow and bend, as if breaking, only to blossom once more. They are not billed names, isolated from the prevailing winds – their fate is that of everyone else. There are no approaching tidal waves, or imminent invasions; no cataclysmic event to make or ruin. The future of Perfect Sense is one in which we simply continue, ever-more disabled, redefining humanity as we must.
Puncture
Posted on December 28, 2011 by Paul
From Captain America to a personal injury lawyer with a voracious coke habit. Chris Evans plots a strange course, and he will no doubt have been warned that a film like Puncture makes neither money nor sense. Both are undoubtedly true. That he did it anyway is the mark of a man who might yet confound the trajectory of his earlier Human Torch.
A 1999 study revealed that 800,000 so-called needlestick injuries occurred every year in the United States alone. Overwhelmingly affecting nurses and other front-line health workers, such injuries were not only life threatening, but shockingly preventable. The hospitals knew it, the insurance companies knew it, and Jeffrey Dancort could prove it. He had invented a safety needle that was impossible to reuse, accidently or otherwise. Even so, Dancort was not a greedy man: he demanded neither financial reward nor a long career protecting his patents. All he wanted was to see his needle in every hospital in America.
Every hospital in America said no.
The reasons why amount to money, as they often do. Just a handful of purchasing groups managed two-thirds of the industry’s supply contracts, representing agreements worth some 35 billion dollars. Dancort alleged they had colluded to prevent him from even getting as far as demonstrating his product, let alone lobbying doctors and nurses for its uptake. Puncture documents just one woman whose life could have been dramatically altered had those companies behaved otherwise, yet it could have picked from 799,999 more.
This is a movie to be angry about. I’m not sure it is necessarily a great movie, but it’s certainly a clearer, more furious one than The Lincoln Lawyer. Where that relied on style and charisma to make up for its many deficiencies, Puncture is purposefully ugly. Mike Weiss (Chris Evans) is a hungry young lawyer just barely getting by. His talents are beyond doubt, but these can be no day in court to prove his brilliance when sitting opposite are a dozen highly paid attorneys, flanked on either side by a dozen more. That’s just how justice works.
Even if it wasn’t, Weiss is rarely in a fit state to help it along. He lives in what amounts to a drug-den, aimlessly indulging his nightly habits of drugs and prostitutes. He misses important meetings, and those he does attend are necessarily bookended by visits to the bathroom. When he and his partner meet with the sole senator willing to lobby their case, she discovers him bleeding and incoherent. Weiss cares profoundly, and still he self-destructs.
The film’s failing is in being too enamoured by the cult of personality. That’s understandable given Evans’ muscular and, ironically, rather subtle portrayal: he doesn’t hooah his way through the scenery, because Weiss is enough of a force without magnifying him further. But the issues at stake – and our outrage towards them – should be central, and they are not. There are ways to make that other kind of movie – Michael Mann did as as much with ‘The Insider’ – and yet Steven Zaillian’s ‘A Civil Action’ offers the most relevant example of how an incendiary personality can be made to supplement the larger, more impactful legal dramas contained therein.
Puncture remains a good movie, if not quite the one the story deserves. Evans is a revelation, and Brett Cullen is fittingly odious for the defence. These things are worthy of your time, and they will leave you with a renewed sense of injustice. That’s good for the soul.
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Submarine: Film of the Year 2011
Posted on December 9, 2011
In the largely subjective realm of film criticism, there can be few more useful barometers of quality than whether you were moved to again return to a film once your review had been filed. The process by which a critic arrives at their film of the year may be a …
Trespass
Posted on November 29, 2011
Kyle Miller lives in what I imagine was once an Art Deco installation, and does so while looking intriguingly like a cleaned-up Raoul Duke. Even for one of Nicolas Cage’s latter-day exercises in expressionism, that makes for a strange combination. His place in this far-fetched siege drama is to appear …
Waiting for Forever
Posted on May 11, 2011
Will Donner describes life as “starting out with goodness so pure and clear you won’t even know it’s there, because that’s the way it is when you don’t know anything”. The same could be said of cinema: limitless possibility projected out into the theatre before a film becomes what it …
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