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Our Idiot Brother

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He’s a biodiversity farmer, which really says it all. Ned Rockliffe, then: goodness incarnate, and by no coincidence does he look like Jesus. Our Idiot Brother doesn’t care much for complex metaphors, nor, alas, course-correcting Paul Rudd’s unfortunate run as Hollywood’s perpetual nearly-man; the actor everyone loves and no one pays to see.

He was once excellent in Role Models, David Wain’s endearing salute to community service of the live action role-play variety. That film also starred Elizabeth Banks, who joins Zooey Deschanel and Emily Moritmer as one of Ned’s three wicked sisters. Their kindly brother stumbles into their lives by virtue of a drugs charge predicated on his to-a-fault honesty. When a weary police officer approaches his market stall and asks for a little something-something with a nudge-nudge wink-wink, Ned can’t help but cut the poor guy a break. The title might suggest otherwise, but Ned is more open and inviting than strictly idiotic: it’s the world at large that gets the two muddled-up.

It all comes out in the wash, and poor Ned emerges none the wiser. He leaves prison with his pursed lips whistling a happy tune, which he maintains even when his girlfriend dumps him and keeps the dog. His family invite him for Sunday lunch, at which his sisters lead a chorus that tells him he’s always welcome without once meaning it. Where do you suppose that confusion might lead us? In the manner of Robert De Niro in ‘Everybody’s Fine’, the estranged brother is passed from pillar to sister with only the wreckage left behind to record his having been there at all. While De Niro was seen as a meddlesome curmudgeon, Ned simply has the unfortunate compulsion to tell the absolute truth. Such scrapples do not endear him to his sisters, who total a scheming reporter, ragged wife, and promiscuous bisexual between them.

You can’t go far wrong with such a formula, and so it just about proves. The three-sister show helps to stave off approaching boredom, since Ned invariably burns his bridges every half an hour and must move on to one of his remaining siblings. Of them, Emily Mortimer remains the finer actress, even while trapped in a homely role she perfected in ‘Lars and the Real Girl’ and has been unable to escape from since. The Stepford-esque Banks, meanwhile – more underappreciated than even Rudd himself – strikes an engaging tone as the demanding Miranda, whom Deschanel ably compliments by demonstrating the moderation she so sorely lacks in Fox’s New Girl. Together, they share scenes of frustration, anger and disbelief, directed first towards their brother, and later themselves. The genre template demands their redemptive arcs, and director Jesse Peretz (2007′s The Ex) gets them about halfway there. With any less a trio of actresses, it might not have been enough.

Central to all this is Rudd, of course. Everyone loves him, and that’s sort of the problem. His basic niceness frustrates any attempt to stretch out emotionally. That may be the point as far as Our Idiot Brother goes, but it’s also a failing of his entire career. Not once has he suggested any degree of turmoil, nor sentiment that wouldn’t sit comfortably in an American Airlines commercial. He does one thing and does it well, yet that isn’t enough to carry a film, even when he so adeptly walks the line between dopeishness and outright idiocy. As a collective, the remaining stars of the film – Rashida Jones and Steve Coogan amongst them – are enjoyable within the narrow bands of their characters, but Ned is unreasonably confined by design, so one-dimensional that Rudd is unable to offer anything but hippy platitudes.

Principally, I applaud any filmmaker who dares to step away from the raunch that defines so many mainstream comedies. Except that while being “the most cooperative inmate, four months running” may be a sure fire way to get parole, it’s also a narrative and comedic dead-end.

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Submarine: Film of the Year 2011

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In the largely subjective realm of film criticism, there can be few more useful barometers of quality than whether you were moved to again return to a film once your review had been filed. The process by which a critic arrives at their film of the year may be a torturous one – comprised largely of an utterly self-important struggle to balance the auteur merits of The Artist with the more immediate, forbidden pleasures of Transformers – but such retrospective analysis is notorious for its tendency to lionize the important over the good. Rather than succumbing to the futile cross-referencing of colour coordinated lists, perhaps a critic should instead consider just one question: which film do they feel most compelled to watch right now? For my part, the answer has been the same for almost every day that has passed since I first saw it. That answer is Submarine.

Submarine uses sex as the impetus to explore existential teenage angst in a world of impending divorce. 15-year-old Oliver Tate, buttoned-up coat and just-so scruffiness, is as taken with sex as any teenage boy doing without. Not just by his, but that of warring parents Lloyd and Jill, whom he observes with a detached curiosity, documenting whether their bedroom light was last set to dimmed (good) or full brightness (bad).

School comes as easily to him as you’d imagine. He idles with thoughts of his untimely demise, envisioning classmates’ tear-stricken eulogies as relayed in the wavering voice of the school principal. He passes along notes in class, and wonders whether he really, truly believes in scenery. And then there’s this girl. Her name is Jordana, even if she doesn’t look much like a Jordana. Oliver courts her from afar, awkwardly, as though beholden to the kind of self-involvement that once made ‘Wes Anderson’ a verb. His eyes emerge from behind a small notebook to look out at his paramour and her cruel schoolyard rituals. “Essentially, I disapprove of bullying” he declares, before placing imaginary chalk on imaginary blackboard, “but I must not let my principles stand in the way of progress”.

Oliver is one of those teenagers, like Bueller, MacGuff, and Penderghast before him, who doesn’t really exist anywhere but on the screen: more pocket philosopher than precocious wallflower from deepest, darkest Wales. Whatever his likelihood, he’s a joy to behold. We’re talking about a manifestly unheroic hero who deals in grand gestures while others retreat behind cool indifference. On the evening he and Jordana plan to have sex for the first time, Oliver badly misjudges the mood but hands her his post-virginity declaration anyway. It’s the sort of letter, innocent and sweet, that you like to think you might have written if youth and opportunity had so serendipitously collided.

Teen comedies are wont to explore the adolescent world through an airbrushed facade of raunchy calamity. Submarine deals instead with cancer and the quiet collapse of home. With typical clarity, Oliver takes stock. “Things were a lot less fun since Jordana’s mother might die and my parents marriage started falling apart”. He recalls the modest triumph of John Hughes by proudly stating his intention to fix at least half the problem by buying his father some new aftershave. Then, a concession. “I’m drawing a blank on the cancer situation”.

The phrase ‘quintessentially British’ is a particularly loathsome one, but it rings true for Submarine. My first viewing of the film came amidst unbroken sunshine in the spring, and yet it seemed to wholly imbibe the values of grey skies, thick accents and sour dispositions. It had that slightly misty feeling I’d come to associate with The Wonder Years, both so eloquent in their recounting of Polaroid moments you recognised whether you experienced them or not. There were times when the film seemed to shoulder the deep regrets I held about my own life, only to play them back to me in agonising Technicolor. And while nostalgia hung heavy, it was neither maudlin nor prone to the strange darkness of Harold and Maude. Rather, what Submarine captured was a quite profound sense of longing, not just for the first blooms of acceptance, but the sanctity of home. When he realises his mother is about to embark on an affair with the new-age mystic from next door, Oliver abandons his grieving girlfriend to sit with his father over soup and water. Little is said. Oliver knows he should be somewhere else, just as Dad recognises that marriages such as his only fall further into disrepair with every such sorry occasion. If they don’t speak, it’s only because there’s nothing to say.

Amongst innumerable homages to Anderson and Godard, as channelled by a foppish protagonist born of Fischer and Caulfield, Submarine remains a determined, individual work. It better explores youthful romanticism than just about any film I can think of. Richard Ayoade’s script is a deeply perceptive and idealistic one, whose heartbreaking qualities are only further enriched by a soundtrack that sees Alex Turner spin bittersweet prophecies like “It might not hurt now / but it’s gonna hurt soon”. Craig Roberts, like Ellen Paige before him, is a discovery who comes to us with honesty that succeeds in disarming our reflexive cynicism, itself a quality embodied by the equally revelatory Yasmin Paige. Rare is the film fortunate enough to find two such perfect leads, rarer still the one able to partner them with Sally Hawkins and an effortlessly encumbered Noah Taylor. I look back on those warm, achingly human characters, and no amount of hindsight would have me change a thing. At the time, the film felt alive and vital, so life-affirming that I was compelled to watch it again almost immediately. That remains no less so today.

Ayoade will go on to make great films – perhaps even better films – but he can never make Submarine again. The moment is already passing, and soon it will be gone. It is, in truth, the last vestige of an innocence that can’t possibly last.

This entry was originally featured at Mostly Film, and is adapted from the original review of Submarine here

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Trespass

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Kyle Miller lives in what I imagine was once an Art Deco installation, and does so while looking intriguingly like a cleaned-up Raoul Duke. Even for one of Nicolas Cage’s latter-day exercises in expressionism, that makes for a strange combination. His place in this far-fetched siege drama is to appear like a man who just isn’t going to take it anymore, only to invariably do just that. If his perpetual state of wide-eyed agitation is anything to go by, he has also acquired a rather tremendous coke habit.

Cage is as Cage does then, or, How Joel Schumacher Finally Surpassed Even Batman And Robin. He opens with an aerial shot of a sports car winding its way through the forest. As Kyle drives, he talks with a client on the phone, dazzling him with a mix of cliche and breakneck acumen. The second shot is from inside that artful home, where his wife, Sarah, and daughter Avery argue listlessly about some party or other. Kyle pulls up and doesn’t care to intervene, retiring instead to a home study all the better to project bullshit from. You’ll note, contemptibly, that no one has yet made him as a none-too glorified used car salesman.

Before long, he goes to leave once more. “I wonder how many times this has to happen before I’m not going to care anymore” Sarah sighs, an expensive black dress clinging to her lithe frame. Unbenknownst to them, little Avery is upstairs taking her parents marital strife as the cue to sneak out to that forbidden party. Her departure is a timely one, coming not five minutes before a buzz on the intercom. The mystery callers are begrudging invited into the gated property, though Mummy is too busy pouting by the window to notice her husband being clubbed round the head by a masked gang.

Their balaclavas haphazardly askew, the visitors explain – in what we presume counts as exposition – that the house has been under surveillance for some time, and that they’re here for the family jewels. Kyle desperately wants to pretend like they don’t have any, but he’s about one cold sweat away from leading them to the safe. Which he absolutely will not open. Unless they release his wife, in which case he just might. Only, probably not, since they’ll just kill him if he does. The solution is clear: Kyle must somehow convince the gang to let him broker the sale of his own diamonds, before returning to split the proceeds equally.

So.

Such bumptious behaviour comes at a pace you’d expect from Cage, an actor who trades in the brisk unfathomables. Conceivably, such rapid-fire delivery might have served some bamboozling scheme, except these are no ordinary criminals. More accurately, they’re Joel Schumacher criminals, which makes them special in a purely euphemistic sense. They seem to understand their role is one of stealing something, but can’t quite agree upon what that is, or why. Indeed, their objective (and the means to acquire it) seems to change almost as often as Kyle finds a reason to deny it them.

Don’t be surprised when the tearaway daughter returns home early from her party, because no one else is. She hears her parents desperate pleas to make good her escape, which she naturally takes as an invitation to become another hostage. Thankfully, she’s seated just in time for the beginning of the moody backstory, in which a prior entanglement between Sarah and one of the robbers is revealed in the soft-focus style of an Australian soap – albeit one mired in an elaborate metaphor of the foreclosure crisis, as aided by black-market organs and the irksome curse of myopia.

Trespass is a strange comedy of errors, with its every screw-up taking us further from an already muddled motivation. Were the acting not so atrocious, the occasion so farcical, some semblance of consistency might have made clear what – if anything – was at stake. Without that, all you have are these ridiculous vignettes about whichever shiny object happens to be in frame, stolen for whatever purpose is narratively convenient at the time. A kidney transplant, a maybe maybe-not affair, rope-a-dope villains, and each hostage escaping four or five times a piece. I couldn’t even begin to tell you what happened in the finale. Perhaps the storyboards might help, even if they were drawn in waterproof crayon.

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